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27 December 2006 @ 01:16 pm
This kind of counts, I think.  
Title: You're a Mean One, Mr. Noblet.
Pairing: Knobblett/Gellyneck
Rating: PG-13ish.
Challenge: #13
Summary: Noblet hates the holidays.
Notes: What better way to come out of my hiatus than with homodrabbles. Dedicated to nerdork because this is the type of thing she would like.
Disclaimer:Any mention of 'Strangers With Candy', any associated entities, or any copyrighted material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976 and is not intended to infringe upon any copyrighted material.




Chuck is trying to think, but Geoffrey's insistent cuddling is really getting on his nerves.

He is trying to figure out how long he can stay here without Claire wondering where he is. Maybe he could print up a fake obituary and send it to her and never come home ever again. Merry Fucking Christmas.

Then Geoffrey sticks a candy cane up his ass and solves his woes for him. He gets up and dressed and goes home.

For Christmas, Geoffrey gave him a new picnic basket and a handmade picture frame. Chuck gave him a pair of socks.


 
 
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bron't you dare: french-canadian whore.nerdork on December 27th, 2006 06:26 pm (UTC)
It's hard to read when your title has me singing. In an incredibly deep voice, nonetheless. But I have to read anything where my (user)name is mentioned.

First sentence = A+, for some reason. I may be prone to Christmas-dorkery, but I still enjoy anti-sentimentality.
bron't you dare: wanna make a supersonic man out of you.nerdork on December 27th, 2006 06:55 pm (UTC)
I JUST NOTICED THE QUEEN IN YOUR LINK

A+++++++++++++

IGNORING THAT YOU LISTEN TO A COVER VERSION
let's write stories together.: patd; they will not destroy usargyletheme on December 27th, 2006 08:07 pm (UTC)
GUNPOWDER, GELATINE
DYNAMITE WITH A LASERBEAM!

I was actually listening to the cover and the original back-to-back on repeat and it's kind of my favorite song at the moment. HOORAY.
Son cherie Leanne: Go my son and RAWKlashia69 on December 27th, 2006 09:23 pm (UTC)
THAT'S LIKE MY FAVOURITE QUEEN SONG EVERRR <3
Son cherie Leanne: Chuck and Geoffrey are squarelashia69 on December 27th, 2006 09:12 pm (UTC)
Hahahahaha, a candy cane up the ass...has got to hurt. At least a little.

You gotta love the commitment and adoration in their relationship; socks and a handmade picture frame says it all.
Jimmy Petstore: swc | oh homodramasnoopypez on December 28th, 2006 12:44 am (UTC)
OH GEEZ.
let's write stories together.: swc; fun bucket of assorted popcornargyletheme on December 28th, 2006 10:57 pm (UTC)
GOOD OH GEEZ OR BAD OH GEEZ?
we live rent-free on loyalist land: strange | consoletwentyfivepast on December 28th, 2006 04:50 am (UTC)
WHY DO I LOVE ANGSTY!CHUCK SO MUCH?

This is lovely.