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27 December 2006 @ 01:16 pm
This kind of counts, I think.  
Title: You're a Mean One, Mr. Noblet.
Pairing: Knobblett/Gellyneck
Rating: PG-13ish.
Challenge: #13
Summary: Noblet hates the holidays.
Notes: What better way to come out of my hiatus than with homodrabbles. Dedicated to nerdork because this is the type of thing she would like.
Disclaimer:Any mention of 'Strangers With Candy', any associated entities, or any copyrighted material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976 and is not intended to infringe upon any copyrighted material.

Chuck is trying to think, but Geoffrey's insistent cuddling is really getting on his nerves.

He is trying to figure out how long he can stay here without Claire wondering where he is. Maybe he could print up a fake obituary and send it to her and never come home ever again. Merry Fucking Christmas.

Then Geoffrey sticks a candy cane up his ass and solves his woes for him. He gets up and dressed and goes home.

For Christmas, Geoffrey gave him a new picnic basket and a handmade picture frame. Chuck gave him a pair of socks.

Current Mood: restlessrestless
bron't you dare: french-canadian whore.nerdork on December 27th, 2006 06:26 pm (UTC)
It's hard to read when your title has me singing. In an incredibly deep voice, nonetheless. But I have to read anything where my (user)name is mentioned.

First sentence = A+, for some reason. I may be prone to Christmas-dorkery, but I still enjoy anti-sentimentality.