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04 January 2007 @ 02:47 pm
Haha, I can't use this word properly  
Title: The Perks of Subbing
Pairing: Chuck/Geoffrey
Rating: PG
Challenge: #14
Notes: Yay for me not actually being able to write today, yet still writing to help keep the comm alive! I'm pretty sure 3/4 of this makes no sense, even by crackfic standards!
Disclaimer: Any mention of 'Strangers With Candy', any associated entities, or any copywrited material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976, and is not intended to infringe upon any copywrited material.

Chuck eyed his students suspiciously. He didn’t really know how to teach economics or math, but today it was his duty. Why he had volunteered to be a substitute teacher for this class, he didn’t know.

“Your paycheck should be commensurate with the amount of time worked,” he started.

A student raised his hand. “What does ‘commensurate’ mean?”

Chuck shrugged his shoulders. “I don’t know, but it was on dictionary.com. So it’s right.”

Geoffrey waved at Chuck from the doorway, prompting Chuck to leave with a dismissive “Cody, teach the class.” Then they went to have wonderful commensurative sex.

The end.
 
 
 
bron't you dare: rumpy-pumpy.nerdork on January 4th, 2007 07:52 pm (UTC)
Is the title an intentional double entendre?

Hilaaaaaaaaaaaaarious use of the word.
Son cherie Leanne: Jerri/Tammi - homeworklashia69 on January 4th, 2007 07:54 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha, it is if you want it to be!

Thank you. I have no idea how to use it other than in examples on dictionary.com.
let's write stories together.: patd; love in a lapdanceargyletheme on January 4th, 2007 08:12 pm (UTC)
My brother wants to know what "rumpy pumpy" means.
bron't you dare: rumpy-pumpy.nerdork on January 4th, 2007 08:45 pm (UTC)
It's somewhere along the lines of hot, ass-thumping sex.
let's write stories together.: patd; on-stage foreplayargyletheme on January 4th, 2007 08:11 pm (UTC)
A++
Son cherie Leanne: Jerri/Tammi - homeworklashia69 on January 4th, 2007 08:14 pm (UTC)
YOU HONOUR ME WITH YOUR A++ WHEN THIS REALLY DESERVES A D--
let's write stories together.: patd; offset the shakesargyletheme on January 4th, 2007 08:19 pm (UTC)
LIES
Jimmy Petstore: swc | homodances r luvsnoopypez on January 4th, 2007 08:26 pm (UTC)
That's pretty much tons of awesome. XD XD Telling a stupid to teach, bwah. And random teachers subbing for other classes is great.

BEST DRABBLE EVER?
Son cherie Leanne: Chuck and Geoffrey are squarelashia69 on January 4th, 2007 08:44 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, well, I'm very glad you like it. EVEN THOUGH I CERTAINLY DON'T THINK IT'S THE BEST EVER.
bron't you dare: rowan atkinson :|nerdork on January 4th, 2007 08:48 pm (UTC)
ACTUALLY teachers do sub for random classes at times! IT WORKS (?).
Son cherie Leanne: Jimmy Nova - kind of wackylashia69 on January 4th, 2007 09:00 pm (UTC)
Fun anecdote: When I went to my French Immersion school, we had a sub come in who spoke no French, and didn't teach the subject that we were learning (I forget what it was now, I think it was math). So he played his ukelele at his desk, and let us figure out what we were supposed to do. It was hilaaaarious.
let's write stories together.: random; I HAVE THE DUMB.argyletheme on January 4th, 2007 09:02 pm (UTC)
YOUR ICON MADE ME FALL TO THE FLOOR WITH LAUGHTER AT WORK
Julia: Geoffrey & Chuck: Friendly!mercystars on January 4th, 2007 08:38 pm (UTC)
LOL, most excellent! 'Commensurate'...heeheehee!
Son cherie Leanne: Jerri/Tammi - homeworklashia69 on January 4th, 2007 08:46 pm (UTC)
Haha, thanks. Fun fact: "commensurative" isn't even a word! I sure to know how to write good :P
Julia: Menstrual Squee ZOMFGZYAY!!!mercystars on January 4th, 2007 08:47 pm (UTC)
Heh, and to think I originally read it as 'commenstruate'...
bron't you dare: rowan atkinson glassesnerdork on January 4th, 2007 08:57 pm (UTC)
ALSO, if their sex was commensurate, I am led to two conclusions:

- Frot
- 69

EITHER WAY, THIS IS INCREDIBLY INTERESTING. Or not, I don't know. I'm sick and starving so I'm off to get soup.
let's write stories together.: patd; teasing is badargyletheme on January 4th, 2007 08:59 pm (UTC)
I vote for the latter, and someone should totally write that.
bron't you dare: rowan atkinson glassesnerdork on January 4th, 2007 09:01 pm (UTC)
The former makes more sense logistically within the confines of a high school. I am overthinking this. I still need soup.
let's write stories together.: paul; dinellosex plzargyletheme on January 4th, 2007 09:04 pm (UTC)
I have no idea what it means, so I'm just going to agree with you.

And go make the damn soup already then.
bron't you dare: confirmed bachelorsnerdork on January 4th, 2007 09:07 pm (UTC)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot

CHECK IT OUT WHEN YOU'RE NOT AT WORK

THE ILLUSTRATION IS REALLY HILARIOUS
Son cherie Leanne: HAWTlashia69 on January 4th, 2007 09:08 pm (UTC)
OMFG HAHAHA THE ILLUSTRATION.
bron't you dare: rumpy-pumpy.nerdork on January 4th, 2007 09:50 pm (UTC)
I KNOW I KNOW !

I found the article a while back and basically I just love any excuse to link to it. I WANT THAT ILLUSTRATION FRAMED OR SOMETHING. XD
people are strange when you're a stranger: Stephen/thumb's upbitter_stranger on January 4th, 2007 11:34 pm (UTC)
OMFG the picture with the simple but effective caption. A.Mazing.
Son cherie Leanne: :|?lashia69 on January 4th, 2007 09:15 pm (UTC)
PS. I love how under Advantages it says "Does not cause pain to either partner," and then under Disadvantages it says "[unlubricated frot] can cause pain and injury to the tender surface of the glans."
bron't you dare: bedding martin luther.nerdork on January 4th, 2007 10:16 pm (UTC)
I also like FROT as a REVOLUTION, lolz. I was just following some of the links at the bottom of the article and, uhm, ridiculous.

Frot is ace, though.
let's write stories together.: paul; pimptastic.argyletheme on January 4th, 2007 09:26 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHA I CLICKED THE LINK WITHOUT SEEING THE WARNING AND NOW JAKE IS MAKING FUN OF ME

I FAIL
bron't you darenerdork on January 4th, 2007 09:56 pm (UTC)
OH GEEZ I'M SORRY
Tiger Philosopher Hobbes: Wigfield: Lenarei_get_it_ on January 5th, 2007 06:05 am (UTC)
AHAHAHA there is a high resolution version of the illustration too. Perfect for printing out and putting on one's wall.
Son cherie Leanne: HAWTlashia69 on January 5th, 2007 06:06 am (UTC)
Done and done! XD
Tiger Philosopher Hobbes: SWC: Chuck Geoffrey faggy hearti_get_it_ on January 5th, 2007 06:19 am (UTC)
I think my parents would appreciate seeing such a work of art on my wall. No parent could be displeased by their young daughter prominently displaying an illustration of two men frotting passionately.
Son cherie Leanne: I am an artist!lashia69 on January 5th, 2007 06:22 am (UTC)
I'm pretty sure my parents have come to expect me having an illustration of frot on my wall XD I can try to pass it off as high art. I've got yaoi on my bulletin board, this will be a welcome addition, hahaha.
bron't you dare: confirmed bachelorsnerdork on January 5th, 2007 10:53 pm (UTC)
Given the amount of time Amanda spends in my room . . . I'm not sure how my mother would react.
eo;  ayelharrywells on January 6th, 2007 09:58 pm (UTC)
HAHAH
OH GOD
Son cherie Leanne: What is sodomy?lashia69 on January 4th, 2007 09:01 pm (UTC)
HAHA, I thought of that afterwards. I think as far as commensurative goes, 69 is where it's at!
Jimmy Petstore: swc | a haze about the roomsnoopypez on January 4th, 2007 10:07 pm (UTC)
Write that next! XD
Son cherie Leanne: I cannot resist bowling sexlashia69 on January 4th, 2007 11:45 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, unfortunately I fail at writing actual porn. But you never know. I COULD TRY.
people are strange when you're a stranger: Jerri/Tamelabitter_stranger on January 4th, 2007 11:36 pm (UTC)
HA! Nice work.
Son cherie Leanne: Egoistlashia69 on January 4th, 2007 11:45 pm (UTC)
Thankew, thankew!
eo;  ayel: swc:  chuck & geoffrey:  awkwardharrywells on January 6th, 2007 09:59 pm (UTC)
you = win
That was... amazing.
And this: Chuck eyed his students suspiciously.
Oh, Chuck.