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04 January 2007 @ 01:47 pm
Hey, I Did Something Worthwhile For A Change!  
Title: A Gross Misunderstanding
Pairing: Chuck/Geoffrey/Jerri
Rating: PG
Challenge: # 14
Notes: This is a double drabble! I didn't want to break it up into two separate entries! I couldn't help it! Do I get TWO brownies? Don't hit me!
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters! Don't sue!

Jerri sneezed rather loudly all over the chalkboard, again, with such force that Mr. Jellineck's crayon snapped in half and left a glaring purple streak across the page.

"GodDAMMIT, Jerri!" he cried. "You made me color out of the lines! I HATE THAT!"

"Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Jellineck, but all this chalk dust is making me sneeze, and it ain't getting me high, either! Really, I just don't see the point of having to stay after class and write 'Lighting my farts is NOT a conceptual art project' a thousand times! Can't I go home now?"

Mr. Jellineck glared at her over his shoulder, noting with disgust the blobs of yellowish snot splattered across the chalkboard. "Jerri, I don't see your fingers bleeding yet. One must suffer for one's art. So keep suffering!"

Jerri sighed, flipped a bird behind his back, and continued just as Mr. Noblet walked in.

"Geoffrey!" he exclaimed angrily, then noticed Jerri and lowered his voice. "Geoffrey! You were supposed to meet me in the boy's bathroom after school today! I had to wait, Geoffrey, and you know I HATE THAT!"

"Something came up, Chuck," Geoffrey said, gesturing at Jerri.

"Geoffrey, we were supposed to be commensurating in the boy's bathroom!"

"Fine, Chuck, let's go commensurate, then!" Geoffrey huffed.

"Well that explains a lot," said Jerri, as the two men stormed out. "They're both on their periods."
Jimmy Petstore: swc | that is hiLAAARious!snoopypez on January 4th, 2007 10:05 pm (UTC)
ok, that's pretty fucking awesome. XD XD Like, every line. HAHAHAHAHA! Heart.
Julia: SWC: Owie!!!mercystars on January 4th, 2007 10:27 pm (UTC)
Yay! Thanks, glad you liked it! =D
Larasolidfoamsoul on January 4th, 2007 10:36 pm (UTC)
Hehe. I dont see your fingers bleeding yet.

Ah, that was awesome.
Julia: Geoffrey & Chuck: Bowling Lesson!mercystars on January 4th, 2007 10:46 pm (UTC)
Thanks! ♥
people are strange when you're a stranger: Paul/Geoffrey boyscoutbitter_stranger on January 4th, 2007 11:30 pm (UTC)
"GodDAMMIT, Jerri!" he cried. "You made me color out of the lines! I HATE THAT!"

Julia: Paul Dinello: Pillowy Lips...mercystars on January 5th, 2007 12:14 am (UTC)
The question is, what sort of picture was he coloring...?
Son cherie Leanne: Chuck and Geoffrey are squarelashia69 on January 4th, 2007 11:57 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, this was good :D If there's one thing I love, it's one-liners. And using commensurate as a euphemism is great. I still don't really know how to use that word, haha!
Julia: Geoffrey & Chuck: Bowling Lesson!mercystars on January 5th, 2007 12:15 am (UTC)
Thanks! I'm happy that you liked this!
let's write stories together.: patd; they will not destroy usargyletheme on January 5th, 2007 12:47 am (UTC)
"Well that explains a lot," said Jerri, as the two men stormed out. "They're both on their periods."


You get three brownies instead. Oh man. ♥
bron't you dare: rowan atkinson :|nerdork on January 5th, 2007 01:03 am (UTC)
Yeah, I think that last line made it for me.

Can I have a brownie just for being co-mod?
let's write stories together.: stephen; pwnedargyletheme on January 5th, 2007 01:04 am (UTC)
It's an awesome, awesome line.

And no.
Julia: Tad!!!mercystars on January 5th, 2007 01:49 am (UTC)
YAY, three brownies!!! And thank you kindly for the comments, I'm glad you liked the story! XD
Tiger Philosopher Hobbes: MLP: Love Wishesi_get_it_ on January 5th, 2007 03:36 am (UTC)
haha this was so awesome :) I'm wondering what sort of coloring book Geoffrey would have? I'm going for My Little Pony
Julia: Geoffrey & Chuck: Friendly!mercystars on January 5th, 2007 03:40 am (UTC)
My Little Pony! Of course!
eo;  ayelharrywells on January 6th, 2007 09:50 pm (UTC)

"They're both on their periods."
+ "... I HATE THAT!" ? ;p

Man that was so perfect, though.
O victory forget your underwear we're freeinsanekht on March 13th, 2007 02:09 am (UTC)
Haha! Angry/horny Chuck is hilarious. XD