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02 February 2007 @ 08:36 pm
 
Title: YAY GAY
Pairing: GAY
Rating: ...Gay?
Challenge: #15, is it?
Notes: This is waaaay over 100 words. Almost double that, even! ;P And.. it also fails at life. Shut it.
Disclaimer: Any mention of 'Strangers With Candy', any associated entities, or any copywrited material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976, and is not intended to infringe upon any copywrited material.


When Jerri went into the kitchen for breakfast and heard her stepmother yelling at Stew that she was madly in love with Cherri Wolf, Jerri didn’t think much of it.

However, when Stew, instead of yelling, simply shrugged and mentioned that Derrick was looking pretty good, Jerri started to wonder.

Once at Flatpoint High, she noticed quite a lot of same-sex couplings going on, and sneered with disgust. Geez, what’s with all the fags? Orlando and...Laird?! Tammi walked by and giggled that she had a crush on another girl, and Jerri hoped it was her.

The day went on and just increased in gayness, and Jerri was beginning to wonder if she was on a bad trip.

Then she walked past the art room and heard the familiar sounds of Noblet and Jellineck going at it, and she was relieved that not everything changed.

THE BEST END EVER.
 
 
 
Summer Leigh: People. JS/SC. Love_emomuffin on February 3rd, 2007 05:19 am (UTC)
heee! You have a PERFECT Jerri voice. :>

Also, you're making me kind of 'ship Stew/Derrick. STOP IT. :P

This is awesome, dear. :D
Jimmy Petstore: swc | i wish i could say the same.snoopypez on February 3rd, 2007 05:46 am (UTC)
Liiiies. ;>

But yay! :D
Son cherie Leanne: swc: Jerri/Tammi - homeworklashia69 on February 3rd, 2007 05:19 am (UTC)
Hahahaha, that is the best ending, I'm glad that you acknowledged it yourself. The idea of Stew and Derrick makes me LOL.
Jimmy Petstore: swc | dot dot dotsnoopypez on February 3rd, 2007 05:48 am (UTC)
XD Why thank you. It really could end no other way.
Racheleffetely on February 3rd, 2007 05:22 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU. THIS IS HILARIOUS.

ESPECIALLY THE LAST LINE.
Jimmy Petstore: etc | blow your mind between my thighs!snoopypez on February 3rd, 2007 05:47 am (UTC)
:D!
we live rent-free on loyalist land: stranglers [those hips back]twentyfivepast on February 3rd, 2007 07:39 am (UTC)
"Geez, what's with all the fags" = amazing, as everyone else has said.

IN GENERAL, A++++ WOULD LOL AGAIN.
Jimmy Petstore: swc | oh homodramasnoopypez on February 3rd, 2007 09:02 am (UTC)
I am pleased you would lol again! ;D
eo;  ayel: swc:  geoffrey:  rollerskateharrywells on February 3rd, 2007 09:17 am (UTC)
HAHA
THAT IS AMAZING
*worships*
Jimmy Petstore: swc | jelliphone!snoopypez on February 6th, 2007 09:49 am (UTC)
:> Why, thank you! Hee.
solar powered anticipation machine: ftw!moireach on February 4th, 2007 11:28 pm (UTC)
Heeeeee. Awesome.
Jimmy Petstore: asp | yes you are.snoopypez on February 6th, 2007 09:48 am (UTC)
Thank you. :D
Difficult difficult lemon difficultsonjamillicent on February 5th, 2007 12:05 am (UTC)
Hahaha. Derrick/Stew?!
Jimmy Petstore: swc | dot dot dotsnoopypez on February 6th, 2007 09:48 am (UTC)
Oh, why not. ;)
MAY NEE ACK UL LEE LAUGHING BRIDGE24_centuries on February 5th, 2007 04:40 am (UTC)
Then she walked past the art room and heard the familiar sounds of Noblet and Jellineck going at it, and she was relieved that not everything changed.

That truly is the BEST ending ever! =D

Brilliant! =D
Jimmy Petstore: swc | homodances r luvsnoopypez on February 6th, 2007 09:48 am (UTC)
Why thank you. ;D
a.k.a. Katie: smirk baby smirksoupytwist on February 6th, 2007 03:43 pm (UTC)
Heeeee heee heeeeee!!

By the way I kind of think you're great omg.
Geena: he's so badasssunsetsinthewes on February 6th, 2007 08:25 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA, you are made of win for this. Seriously, so much love.
Juliamercystars on February 8th, 2007 05:06 am (UTC)
How did I miss this???

Then she walked past the art room and heard the familiar sounds of Noblet and Jellineck going at it, and she was relieved that not everything changed.

Very funny! =D