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07 February 2007 @ 10:59 pm
Homodrama-rama  
Title: Homodrama-rama
Pairing: Various?
Rating: PG
Challenge: #15
Notes: This is exactly 200 words. I found that I love writing random homodrama, so I couldn't just stop at a hundred. Geoffrey is such a whore, haha.
Disclaimer: Any mention of 'Strangers With Candy', any associated entities, or any copywrited material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976, and is not intended to infringe upon any copywrited material.

“Look, Mrs. Blank, I just can’t concentrate when there’s so much shouting going on out there.” Cherri Wolf got up off her knees and buttoned up her blouse. Sara Blank looked on in disbelief before storming out of the classroom. Cherri rolled her eyes and went to peek into the art room.

“Noblet, it is an abominable taboo to date a fellow teacher,” Principal Blackman beamed angrily. Geoffrey clung to Chuck’s arm and scowled in return. “It’s a well-known fact that the principal gets first dibs.”

Blackman pulled Chuck closer and they kissed passionately, forcing Geoffrey to shove Chuck away.

“Chuck, you should know I’ve been cheating on you with Roger Beekman!” He opened the closet door to reveal his Science Teacher Monthly coverboy lover.

Chuck turned fierce, declared “He’s a dead man!” and then he burst into tears.

Geoffrey ran over to Beekman, and suddenly noticed Derrick and P-John also in the closet, topless and making out. “Derrick, how could you!?” Geoffrey grabbed a paint brush from his pocket and stabbed Derrick with it.

“My boyfriend is dying!” P-John cried. “I love him!”

The room filled with white angels and time stood still and there was a cliffhanger ending.
 
 
 
Jimmy Petstore: swc | that is hiLAAARious!snoopypez on February 8th, 2007 04:11 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Your ending is totally as good as mine. ;P
Son cherie Leanne: misc: Duckman - skepticallashia69 on February 8th, 2007 04:22 am (UTC)
Haha, thank you. I kind of want to write more involving Blackman/Noblet and Geoffrey/everyone now :O
eo;  ayel: swc:  chuck & geoffrey:  eatingharrywells on February 8th, 2007 04:39 am (UTC)
HAHAH OH MY GOD WHAT IN THE HELL
THAT... I LOVE YOU
Son cherie Leanne: swc: Frustrated sex maniacslashia69 on February 8th, 2007 04:58 am (UTC)
XD Glad it pleases you!
Julia: Geoffrey & Chuck: Friendly!mercystars on February 8th, 2007 05:13 am (UTC)
Bwahahahahaha, PRICELESS!!! What a messy, messy...erm...love octagon...?
Son cherie Leanne: swc: Freaking on the Habidol?lashia69 on February 8th, 2007 05:17 am (UTC)
Ha, thanks! I guess it is an octagon, haha! I could have thrown in like ten more characters, but I had to restraing myself XD
Kenzide Rhae: Icon #10cutthroatpixie on February 8th, 2007 05:49 am (UTC)
HAHA YOU WIN. I think I love you. XD
Son cherie Leannelashia69 on February 8th, 2007 05:55 am (UTC)
Thanks XD I feeeeel the loooove
let's write stories together.: fob; I AM AN ARRRRMS DEALERargyletheme on February 8th, 2007 06:30 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I HAVE EVER READ.

You get an A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Son cherie Leanne: asp: I am an artist!lashia69 on February 8th, 2007 07:19 pm (UTC)
HAHA, THANK YOU, I AM HONOURED XD
Racheleffetely on February 8th, 2007 07:17 pm (UTC)
I SECOND WHAT KADEN SAID. THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
Son cherie Leanne: asp: LOUD NOISESlashia69 on February 8th, 2007 07:20 pm (UTC)
THANK YOU, TOO! I AM HONOURED AGAIN XD
Difficult difficult lemon difficultsonjamillicent on February 9th, 2007 11:11 am (UTC)
Oh my God, I am cracking up. Beautiful.
Son cherie Leanne: swc: Freaking on the Habidol?lashia69 on February 10th, 2007 06:18 am (UTC)
Haha, thanks, I'm glad it made you laugh!
people are strange when you're a stranger: StephenPaul/the sekrit loversbitter_stranger on February 9th, 2007 11:06 pm (UTC)
Well, we might as well just board up the windows here, because it's never getting any better than this.

The room filled with white angels and time stood still and there was a cliffhanger ending.

If I comment and credit, can I put this on my gravestone?
Son cherie Leanne: ouran: Egoistlashia69 on February 10th, 2007 06:21 am (UTC)
I would never stop you from putting such prose on your gravestone!
Tiger Philosopher Hobbes: SWC: That Melissa is a litle bumblefootei_get_it_ on February 11th, 2007 08:11 am (UTC)
you are made of magic
Son cherie Leannelashia69 on February 11th, 2007 08:13 am (UTC)
THANKS! *poof of magic*